How to Open a Beer Bottle without a Bottle Opener

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Ok today I’m just going to show you a bunch of badass ways to open a beer bottle with everything except the fucking opener–this is so you will look like a bad ass and pussy will rain down upon you from the heavens. No, seriously, this will get you laid: do you have any idea how impressed girls at a party will be if you tell them that you know 20 different ways (and I’m literally going to show you more than 20 different ways, I’m not kidding) to open a beer bottle and then proceed to prove it to them?! That’s more awesome than knowing 20 different ways to kill a man with your pinky finger! Ok, let’s get started:

20 ways to open a beer bottle

Some of these are pretty self-explanatory, some of them will be covered below in addition to even more ways you can open a beer bottle beyond what you’ll see in this video:

I’ll tell you right now, in case you can’t quite get it from the video, how they’re doing a lot of them: simply place the underside edge of

the bottle cap on the edge of a hard, flat surface like a table and smack the top of the cap with your fist, that’s it. Make sure you’ve got a solid grip on the bottle so the force of the blow actually forces the cap up instead of forcing the bottle away from the edge. Also, if you hit the underside of the bottle cap with the edge of

something (like a CD as instructed below) you get essentially the same effect.

How to open a beer bottle with a CD

This is one that you see them do multiple times, and also the one that I thought was the coolest πŸ˜€ :

How to open a beer bottle with a piece of paper

How to open a beer bottle with a lighter

How to pop open a beer bottle with a speed opener

Professional bartender’s trick here, I thought this was kind of nifty, he’s a bit long-winded but that’s just because he wants to make sure he teaches you how to do it properly, which is awesome:

How to open a beer with another beer

How to open a bottle of beer with a chainsaw πŸ˜€

Ohhh yes, you should definitely bust this move out the next time you’re drunk:

How to open a beer with your TEETH!

Bonus: how to open a bottle of Champagne with a sword (or large knife–a chef’s knife will work

And just so you know that it can just as easily be done with the knife you’ve got in the kitchen:

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